5-steps to get you out of the mainstream and in with the cool kids. — Whether it is the melodious notes from Verdi’s La Traviata or the sophisticated melodrama of La Bohème, opera’s irresistible call beckons all into its welcoming bosom. Although it is undeniable that opera is universally loved, there are a well-known group of outsiders that somehow elude its grasp. You may be…

A note from your fellow man. — It’s me, the slightly overweight and severely out of shape man that you nearly trample every morning. Perhaps you know me by my nickname, “left.” …

Our Spiritual Successor to Netflix Bites — We, the executives at Netflix, were so blown away by the incredible success of our “Netflix Bites” pop-up restaurant that we have decided to open our very own pizza parlor. What originally started out as a shameless ploy for more money has become a labor of love for our Co-CEO…

Quips from History’s Two Greatest Philosophical Minds — No great thing is created suddenly. It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it. The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually. It’s not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters. They’re funny things, Accidents. You…

A Quiz Based on Musings from Hemingway and the Subway — Have you ever seen a train derail? The Barman says they are going to arrest me in the morning. No, I want your ears the way they are. God made jacket pockets for cigarettes and booze. Oh, go to hell. His name is Chef Juan Lewis Fabian, he creates magic. …

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